On Saturday night when you're all spruced up, glad rags on don't forget your lucky "Ugly Bird Repellent Breath Freshener Spray".

Each pack contains one essential spray.

UGLY BIRD REPELLENT. Also repels.... short blokes, spotty blokes, cheesy blokes, blokes with little willies and BASTARDS!!

Each pack contains one genuine "Cool Mint" breath freshener.

Also available are UGLY BLOKE REPELLENT, HOT BABE PULLER and HORNY BLOKE PULLER.

£2.99 [approx. $4.19]

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