Breath A Loser
Did you ever think it would be a good idea, when down the pub, club, bar or restaurant, to find out how much you and your friends have had to drink by blowing into using your own personal "breath tester"?
Well, you won' find out using this gadget! What you will get however is this rather "rather posh-voiced" women telling you to, "Lie down - before you fall down, sweetie!", or "Don't even THINK about sex tonight, darling!", plus several more amusing put-downs which play at random when you follow the instructions on the "Breath-a-loser".
Fitting easily into pocket or handbag, this could be the best bar joke ever as your friends will really believe that the message they hear is the result of the strength of their boozy breath.
