On Saturday night when you're all spruced up, glad rags on don't forget your lucky "Ugly Bird Repellent Breath Freshener Spray".

Each pack contains one essential spray.

HORNY BLOKE PULLER. Guaranteed SHAG! Get laid QUICK! (However unlovely you are!)

Each pack contains one genuine "Cool Mint" breath freshener.

Also available are UGLY BIRD REPELLENT, UGLY BLOKE REPELLENT and HORNY BLOKE PULLER.

£2.99 [approx. $4.19]

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